August262014

princeowl:

really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok? 

(via avocadoroyalty)

August242014
Guess who’s cool.

Guess who’s cool.

me dr who 

6AM

My Favourite Quotes From Doctor Who

"It’s all wibbly wobbly timey wimey lubricated HORSE COCK!"

"If you do that once more, I will personally take you in my Tardis into a sealed room with Keith fucking Chegwin and leave you there for eternity. Try getting out of that one you bald fuck!"

"Fuck me, listening to you is like passing this spiky fucker through your  digestive tract!”

"Shit the bed! It’s a fucking Dalek!"

4AM

mountainstage:

Sarah Jarosz covers Joanna Newsom’s “The Book of Right-On,” live on Mountain Stage.

(via npr)

(2,144 plays)

3AM

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

(via bilbos-trolls)

August212014

danieljlayton:

Get your groove on, parrot.

(Source: best-of-memes)

August192014
August162014

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

(Source: ratak-monodosico, via edgeoftheinternet)

5PM

marinaesque:

inside The Grand Budapest Hotel

(via smooney)

5PM

theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy, via bilbos-trolls)

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