A perfectly charming chap. Here is all the stuff I like.Ask me anything
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
"It’s all wibbly wobbly timey wimey lubricated HORSE COCK!"
"If you do that once more, I will personally take you in my Tardis into a sealed room with Keith fucking Chegwin and leave you there for eternity. Try getting out of that one you bald fuck!"
"Fuck me, listening to you is like passing this spiky fucker through your digestive tract!”
"Shit the bed! It’s a fucking Dalek!"
i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment