"It’s all wibbly wobbly timey wimey lubricated HORSE COCK!"
"If you do that once more, I will personally take you in my Tardis into a sealed room with Keith fucking Chegwin and leave you there for eternity. Try getting out of that one you bald fuck!"
"Fuck me, listening to you is like passing this spiky fucker through your digestive tract!”
"Shit the bed! It’s a fucking Dalek!"
The lovely gracedlightning asked for 5 facts for me and I’m going to try and do them and not include him.
1. I’m 25 years old and I live in London. Whilst I believe everyone should live in a big city at least once, I can’t help but pine for the countryside.
2. Today I am feeling mostly ok (if…
So dearest Kitty tagged me in this ‘ere thing. Thank you Kitty, you’re great!
1. So recently I have moved to London and have no idea why anyone would live anywhere else. The countryside is full of yokels and dogging. Never go there.
2. A chap at work is taking me under his wing and teaching me how to be more street. I can now fistbump appropriately. This makes me prouder than it probably should.
3. So right here is where I write lots of cool things about music. I’m currently writing one about the amazing Jimmy Somerville and his flushable head.
4. I’m a librarian. Which may not sound rock’n’roll but I give out a lot of porn to old ladies. It’s great. Usually they’ll order 5 romance novels and Das Kapital and it never stops being funny.
5. I am not gay. Which may not sound like much of a ‘fact’ but considering I share my room with another man, Mika’s entire discography and nine sachets of lube, it’s a bloody miracle. I have been trying to get rid of the lube for about three months. It’s not shifting.
You can check out the lovely Kitty here and please do, she’s wonderful!